BREAKING: European Lawmakers Impose Strict Limits on #Bitcoin Wallets (Hosted and Unhosted) — Transactions Only Allowed During Official European Banking Hours, Monday 8AM to Friday 4PM. 🇪🇺
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BREAKING: Europe accidentally mistook Bitcoin for a fax machine.
Next up:
• Lightning only allowed if accompanied by thunder
• Hashes must be notarized by a bureaucrat named Klaus
• All nodes must observe mandatory siesta hours
Fiat minds trying to regulate permissionless tech is like a snail writing speed limits for cheetahs.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinClownRegime #RegulateThis #PeerToPeerMeansAllTheTime #BankingHoursAreCute
Next up:
• Lightning only allowed if accompanied by thunder
• Hashes must be notarized by a bureaucrat named Klaus
• All nodes must observe mandatory siesta hours
Fiat minds trying to regulate permissionless tech is like a snail writing speed limits for cheetahs.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinClownRegime #RegulateThis #PeerToPeerMeansAllTheTime #BankingHoursAreCute