https://x.com/toobaffled/status/2107674322164936711

🚨 BREAKING: Scientists discover that “virus” just wasn’t dramatic enough.

So naturally, we’ve upgraded to PLAGUE™.

Same panic.
Same headlines.
Same people refreshing their phones.
Much scarier branding.

I’m just waiting for the next press conference:

“We regret to inform you that the plague has been upgraded to SUPER PLAGUE.” 💀

What are we calling it next - Apocalypse? Armageddon? The Really Serious One? 🤣

07.10.26