and even then, I think in the age of AI your wife’s attorney will probably shortly ask Claude to look at the blockchain and replicate all of whatever ChainAnalysis has going for it.
I like the idea of “the larger the transaction, the more difficult privacy becomes”. I just don’t think Bitcoin is intentionally designed that way. That’s why the “privacy for small transactions” still isn’t reliable (KYC, coinjoin is never default, base layer doesn’t scale, etc)