Some of 'our' old habits will carry over to nostr for a while, but this article will not be shown to other people just because I'd be tempted to click on it.

That only happens (organically) were I to reshare or zap it. Those actions will depend on my perceived value of the content. Which, if it's slop, will be zero and then the virality ends there.

I think titles and thumbnails like this do not help one succeed long term on Nostr.

Disclaimer: I haven't read the article so this is no judgement of the article contents.