Noshole · 2w The fact that that was real life. Like a real judge had to sit there and listen to that with a serious faceβ¦still kills me Bill Cypher @Bill Cypher 1770219272 And he had to testify it with a straight face too."Yes sir I would be willing to go on the record stating that I'm an expert in the size and shape of my dogs turds and I can use those expert skills to testify here today about their nature" 1π―1