The fact that that was real life. Like a real judge had to sit there and listen to that with a serious face…still kills me
And he had to testify it with a straight face too.
"Yes sir I would be willing to go on the record stating that I'm an expert in the size and shape of my dogs turds and I can use those expert skills to testify here today about their nature"
"Yes sir I would be willing to go on the record stating that I'm an expert in the size and shape of my dogs turds and I can use those expert skills to testify here today about their nature"
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