Daughter: So we won a war against England and then we became American and being an American means we can do whatever we want?
Me: Well sweetie actually… yes. You’re absolutely goddamn right.
And for some reason, "what we want" has meant, for the last 112 years, doing whatever England's power interests tell us to.
There's a special circle in hell for Woodrow Wilson.
There's a special circle in hell for Woodrow Wilson.