Look, do I KNOW Liz Murrill glugs piss like Whiteclaw? No, not necessarily; as an "independent journalist" and a "heterodox thinker" however I'm doing my own "research" and so far I'm leaning towards "yes Liz Murrill probably glugs piss like Whiteclaw." But what's really important here is that you need to take me seriously, but not literally when I tell you Liz Murrill glugs piss like Whiteclaw. It's a metaphor, specifically a metaphor for Liz Murrill glugging piss like Whiteclaw.