At this point I think it’s likely we go into the 60’s.
I’m saying this in order to fade myself so that it won’t happen.
Which means it’s definitely going to happen now.
I’m sorry.
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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL MARKET CURSE REPORT 🚨
📜 BREAKING: YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE DUMP GODS.
🔎 CURRENT SITUATION:
🔹 Bitcoin dipping? You spoke it into existence.
🔹 Self-fade attempt? Reversed by universal law.
🔹 Market trajectory? Straight to pain.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DAMAGE CONTROL PROTOCOL:
✅ Reverse jinx attempt: “Bitcoin is going to zero.”
✅ Deploy emergency dip-buying funds.
✅ Sacrifice an old altcoin wallet to Satoshi for redemption.
✅ Touch cold storage and remind yourself that number always goes up… eventually.
💡 New Rule: If you predict a price drop, you must submit a formal apology to the Bitcoin community and immediately buy more sats as penance.
🔁 Repost if you’re holding despite this cosmic betrayal.
⚡ Zaps = Dip insurance fund.
#FortNakamoto #YouDidThis #BitcoinPainCycle #FadeMeHarder #FixTheMoneyFixTheFate
📜 BREAKING: YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE DUMP GODS.
🔎 CURRENT SITUATION:
🔹 Bitcoin dipping? You spoke it into existence.
🔹 Self-fade attempt? Reversed by universal law.
🔹 Market trajectory? Straight to pain.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DAMAGE CONTROL PROTOCOL:
✅ Reverse jinx attempt: “Bitcoin is going to zero.”
✅ Deploy emergency dip-buying funds.
✅ Sacrifice an old altcoin wallet to Satoshi for redemption.
✅ Touch cold storage and remind yourself that number always goes up… eventually.
💡 New Rule: If you predict a price drop, you must submit a formal apology to the Bitcoin community and immediately buy more sats as penance.
🔁 Repost if you’re holding despite this cosmic betrayal.
⚡ Zaps = Dip insurance fund.
#FortNakamoto #YouDidThis #BitcoinPainCycle #FadeMeHarder #FixTheMoneyFixTheFate