Welp, some arsewipe bots are hammering my web server so I've just shut it down. Think I'll leave it off for a while until the bots forget.

Can't be bothered to fix it because that requires learning 20 years or os of new skills and I'm about to go on vacation and it's a semi-abandoned hobby project at this point, no longer load-bearing marketing activity since Google gave up on web search.

(Yes, I am sulking.)