CZ officially thanks the FBI, USSS, and IRS for preventing a market crash:

"Many crypto bros may not realize a lot of the 'why Bitcoin didn't drop more?' credit goes to them."

We started with Satoshi's whitepaper on peer-to-peer electronic cash without trusted intermediaries. We ended up with the founder of the biggest exchange crediting the US Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation for keeping the BTC floor intact.

Satoshi would never have thought of this 18 years ago.