Division by zero is Zero and I am tired to pretend it is not.
No. That would mean if 1/0 is 0, then 0×0 would need to be 1, but that is not the case. Also if I say 0/0 is 0 then 0×0 is 0 would be right, but then I could also say 0/0 is 3 because 3×0 is 0. Therefore x/0 is NOT DEFINED.
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