Well I'd be grateful if the universe sent a big tiddy goth muse to... Oh! It has to be a PC/PG-13 gift?

Silence.

Nothing beats silence as a gift these days. An empty house. No neighbors with power tools. No overly excited barking dogs. No loud cars or jetplanes. No thunder.

Silence would b...

What's that now!? It has to be a gift within the realm of possibility?

So it socks again...