Black Rock and Wallstreet funding developers = Yay!

The FBI director giving a speech at the #Bitcoin Conference while a developer is in jail = Whatever.

Your node doesn't matter = Neutrality.

Bitcoin is not money, use STRC as credit = Free money glitch.

Spam (introduced by Taproot) is necessary to keep Bitcoin secure = Say no to censorship.

Stablecoins being mentioned more than Bitcoin itself at Bitcoin conferences = Bullish adoption.

Treasury companies extracting billions using Bitcoin as a narrative = Institutions will pump my bags, whatever.

Are you awake yet, Bitcoiner?