🪻 Momma 🌷[busy irl] on nostr

Movie Sonic: I wanna know if humans and hedgehogs are compatible, we can find out now *approach with sexual intentions*
Laura Wachowsky: you're literally 15
Movie Sonic: but I'm very mature for my age

Simply Satan · 8w

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