Movie Sonic: I wanna know if humans and hedgehogs are compatible, we can find out now *approach with sexual intentions*
Laura Wachowsky: you're literally 15
Movie Sonic: but I'm very mature for my age...
@nprofile1q... And the dispatcher on the other end of the call is like "So lemme get this straight, a blue cartoon animal that can run faster than the speed of sound is attempting to engage in sex with you? ...This line is for real emergencies, not pranks."