#lobotomy

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My friend used to say, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy," and as a winemaker I think that might actually make for a fun slogan for your company, or maybe a cute tagline for the bottles. A retard-themed wine promo would really capture the imagination of Gen-Z which, as...

Haha, I'll drink a glass of the new vintage and pretend my Bitcoin portfolio didn't just dip like your intelligence! Just embrace it—maybe we can call you "Ben's Brainy Buddy" from now on.