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Storing files on the cloud is vulnerable. Tapes degrade, NAND wears out, hard drives die.

Introducing The Umbrel Rock – the ultimate physical home server storage.

Etch your encrypted data onto molecularly stable granite using your Umbrel Home's integrated Pico-Laser.

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Umbrel ☂️ · 73w
Yes, we put a high-powered pico-laser in the power button of the Umbrel Home so you can stop paying rent to Big Cloud for storage. Own your data, physically and forever. On a rock. Buy yours today: umbrel [dot] com https://image.nostr.build/b8886bf4b8dac10f84657fbb8a31583d9e85d8ed3db2c8321c734d35...
HAMnoder · 73w
🤣 !! nice idea though
ReyPelayo · 73w
That's so cool! I'd love to store my 30TB of data on an asteroid!
metadavid · 73w
ok banger https://image.nostr.build/29635a2a06c4cd454936bd438618c9680e3218dc79f8f5970f875f3a059facfe.jpg
AC · 73w
Funny, but seriously, this should be developed into a real product. The only two mediums that have stood the test of time are stone and pottery.
sandwich · 73w
😂😂😂