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A decade ago I was in my car at a stoplight, and there was a bunch of seagulls eating a discarded bag of fast food in the intersection.

When the light turned green, the car in front of me went slowly to give the seagulls a chance to fly away, but they didn't. Instead, the car's tire just slowly ran over a whole pile of seagulls, who just kept going after the fast food as they were run over. I just watched horrified as this played out.

Every once in a while, I just wonder why the seagulls never got out of the way despite how slow the threat was.

Anyway, looking at the bond market reminded me of this again today.
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Zorbar · 119w
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rodant · 119w
Changes in tiny chunks are difficult to grasp, the boiling frog theory.
DJ · 119w
not to mention "advisors" who recommend those bonds for "safety"
Bitcoin Shango🔥⚡️ · 119w
Wow 🤩 Dark‼️ Good morning, everyone 😆
Mr Nasdaq · 119w
But try to remove the fast food from the life of normies - impossible. As long as they buy it, it will be sold, discarded and attracted by the seagulls. So the bond market.
Derek Ross · 119w
this reminds me of my seagull story from when i was 18 years old down at Virginia Beach for vacation with friends after high school graduation. we were possibly inebriated while throwing bread to the seagulls outside of our balcony. hundreds of seagulls. just an incredible amount. we were laughing a...
Simon (2.₿y.2) Kofah · 119w
Who are we to think we're smarter than seagulls?
Tristan Brice Velloza Kildaire · 119w
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Leo Wandersleb · 119w
Happened to me, too. But without fast-food. A pidgin was landing on the road ahead of me, so I slowed down to allow it to fly away. It kept sitting there while I rolled on. It was not killed by my tire but probably tried to nope out while under some moving part as I heard a short blender noise and s...
Diesel · 119w
😂😂😂
Nunya Bidness · 119w
I made a picture . . . https://m.primal.net/Hdzk.png
Galetaire · 119w
Lyn choosed violence today.
burns · 119w
Definitely thought this note was going to end with a comment on how unnaturally addictive fast food is.
LABRAHODL · 119w
YESTICLES. #YESTR
Dissident Sound · 119w
maybe the seagulls were Urbanists like nostr:npub1x5nha4vaxattte4r7kf8mq2ey0ezd0ys0d940tv393ytjsw5a39saumul9 ? urbanists believe that getting out of a car's way is victim blaming. that everything is the fault of cars, that you should never wear a helmet as a cyclist and always jaywalk as a pedestr...
Lyn Alden · 119w
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jonathan · 119w
Good thing this story had seagulls and not crows. Crows are too smart to get run over.
jonathan · 119w
Also, ChatGPT how to o short the bond market?
mutatrum · 115w
https://image.nostr.build/fe51d80f2dedd731b1342f6387e0ce9ed332a132649d6764741572ae0d167529.jpg
howardstein · 108w
It’s a similar reason to the intensity humans are drawn back to fast food. (Usually addiction to sugar and carbs)
Mallard Beakman · 108w
There's something oddly comical about this story as dark and gruesome as it is
Terd Ferguson · 108w
And you think if you save poor Anon, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if Anon lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the normies?
Deleted Account · 108w
Poor seagulls 🪶
WBTM · 108w
Like the seagulls fixated on the fast food despite the impending danger, investors often become fixated on certain assets or strategies, even when there are warning signs of potential risks or threats. They didn’t want to see the danger ⚠️ The survivors may look at this dangers in the next s...
zebra · 108w
some kind of inertia plus believing only in official sources. your story reminds me fat-cholesterol story in nutrition. Even though it's been proven many times that fat is not dangerous, some people and doctors still repeat the mantra about fat and cholesterol.
Gowingnut · 108w
My guess is just because the threat was slow it went unnoticed. Like booling a frog. I watched seagulls pushing each other and literally climbing over one another trying to eat more. They're used to being pushed, so they didn't realize the danger.
Julia de JP · 108w
That is shocking behaviour and it makes me wonder if their brains don't function properly due to eating such an unnatural diet.
nostrich · 108w
Like Bitcoiners when it comes to Monero.
nostrich · 108w
I know your point was about the bond market, but I'm curious about this fast food that is literally to die for. What restaurant was it?
Money Isn't Necessary · 107w
I hope the seagulls are okay today!