A decade ago I was in my car at a stoplight, and there was a bunch of seagulls eating a discarded bag of fast food in the intersection.
When the light turned green, the car in front of me went slowly...
Happened to me, too. But without fast-food. A pidgin was landing on the road ahead of me, so I slowed down to allow it to fly away. It kept sitting there while I rolled on. It was not killed by my tire but probably tried to nope out while under some moving part as I heard a short blender noise and saw a field of feathers in the back mirror. Guess that's natural selection at work.
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