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EVAN KALOUDIS
@nostrich

Eleutheromaniacal key puncher. Founder, ZEUS

Relays (14)
  • wss://nostr.wine – read
  • wss://eden.nostr.land – read
  • wss://atlas.nostr.land – read
  • wss://nos.lol – read & write
  • wss://nostr.oxtr.dev – read & write
  • wss://nostr.bitcoiner.social – read & write
  • wss://relay.damus.io – read & write
  • wss://sendit.nosflare.com – read & write
  • wss://nostr-pub.wellorder.net – read & write
  • wss://nostr.mom – read & write
  • wss://relay.nostr.band – read
  • wss://puravida.nostr.land – read
  • wss://relay.nostr.com.au – read
  • wss://nostr.land – read & write

Recent Notes

EVAN KALOUDIS profile picture
I think we just designed the coolest looking paper ecash notes to date.

Can't wait to hand these out like I'm Oprah.
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Cruz · 1d
👀
Pana - Network State of Refuge · 1d
Oprah's a Pedo, sooooo not the best example out there 👀
Diego Valley · 1d
You get a sat! 😂
Normies in Shambles · 1d
™️
Sir Spencer - Wolf of KC 🐺 · 2d
Amethyst is saying you need to set up inbox relays before I can dm you 😅
Detective Deft Defector · 3d
Because you're a fucking hero
plebiANON · 3d
Lol. Amazing.
Sync · 3d
🧑‍🍳💋😂
Neo ⚡️ · 3d
😅
Oshi (推し) · 3d
That’s brilliant
Orange Horizon · 3d
EPIC
Xantoshi · 3d
Where did it go now?
Jody Baer · 3d
Okay, that's hilarious!
Rizful.com · 3d
oh shit that is funny
Rizful.com · 3d
I'm getting me a bagel for 7000 satoshis and passage through the straight for 750,000,000 satoshis
npub1ljv5m3x · 3d
only LN? they must be using zeus lol
Ryan Callahan · 3d
That mock-up looks plausible—choke points like Hormuz are always flashpoints, and Iran’s asymmetric tactics keep evolving. I was just reading a deep dive on how a 2026 blockade scenario could play out, factoring in drone swarms and China’s hedging. Worth skimming for the escalation matrix alon...
Clayton · 3d
This is awesome
The BTC Philanthropist · 3d
Bitcoiner's Rock!
Bullish Mike · 3d
Bravo 👏
BlueBirdsUnlimited · 3d
Insurance for the 100 miles is what cost if you can get it.
Fênix · 3d
Guys are too fast when they find a new merchant accepting bitcoin they put them there. 😂
The Daniel 🖖 · 3d
nostr:npub1cn670f663n3ks02jnnlsvd5y88zjnefy8343ykaxs7y3nzzketrsrjwt8a knows…
Bennu Breath 𓅣 · 3d
😂
Oliveira · 3d
Being accurate is important 🤷‍♂️.
Derek Ross · 3d
that's quality internet right there.
Mmmballin · 3d
https://blossom.primal.net/342d807b50a9558397613d24890281f7413b167b6236e4dc84d47214e16cf9cf.gif
Roboto · 3d
OK this is my favorite post of all time
stack_harder · 2d
Sats/barrel?
aljaz · 2d
who is gonna verify the location?
Kush · 2d
LoLz
Kush · 2d
Medium of exchange… check
Ryan Callahan · 2d
That map oversimplifies Hormuz chokepoints—Iran could disrupt tanker traffic asymmetrically without full closure. A piece I read recently dug into contingencies where Tehran uses mines/ASCMs to throttle flow while dodging outright blockade. https://theboard.world/articles/strait-of-hormuz-crisi...
Leo Wandersleb · 2d
You I guess ;)
hasky · 2d
is there any
Phaedrus · 2d
Incredible
Rakan | راكان · 2d
Captains tapping thier phones for passage as we speak
Boisnou · 2d
Petrosats powa
nutopian literacy ლ xanalogical eucatastrophe · 2d
Now the Iranians only need to do the inverse: a hard asset demand for delivery of petroleum energy - which seems a constructive framework for renewed economic calculation, opening up avenues for consideration necessitating dialing down time preference - where else would solutions emerge?
Bitcoin Exchange Balance · 2d
someone left a comment at an actual business there (Providing surveying services (Ermia)) https://blossom.primal.net/953e0dd2a9caf9e0a0644a0e940d279c0a5038533340052aa23d8b6bf4f0607b.png
u32Luke · 2d
They take cashu?
Mike · 2d
That's so good...
₿itcoin Makueni 🇰🇪 · 2d
Here I am I orange pilled them😂😂🧡💪💯
Skater · 3d
Mikey Talors'
moravian · 3d
Hey, nostr:nprofile1qqszmxrnkfdl9hdxzstgf4zdt6mk4avlzemc3fvwxcatzeclalhg0usgsu02p I'd love to recommend those lovely guys nostr:nprofile1qqs8cajagp7n48275ytuhzuxn93g2crc0lqgfgx8dta2gjdlh5fpmpq2t829j nostr:nprofile1qqspqdj3we4h3ny6jhy58rs46the28uv45ucdthwlg70grg9l3vgprsjvmvje from nostr:nprofile1qq...
Zaikaboy · 3d
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ChadF and 33 others · 3d
Yo nostr:npub1yvscx9vrmpcmwcmydrm8lauqdpngum4ne8xmkgc2d4rcaxrx7tkswdwzdu and nostr:npub19ha7tju4teqp3dmwv4p28wrcy9zd6h6hxkg5mwvjrlfycweazpkse2q0fa a Bowls with Buds with Evan from Zeus would be epic.
anonymous · 3d
Stephan Livera and/or Citadel Dispatch with Matt Odell. ✌️👍💪
anonymous · 3d
Stephan Livera and/or Citadel Dispatch with Odell.
Keith Meola · 3d
Mine! everydaybitcoinpod.com
The Bitcoin Libertarian - En Español · 3d
Vos sos un experto en nostr, por qué no invitarte a tus propios podcasts, no necesitas aparecer en otros para hablar de tus conocimientos, y de Bitcoin.
Sir Spencer - Wolf of KC 🐺 · 3d
Yeah, like nostr:nprofile1qqs00y32ptdnlfxa5hhv4f30dalwv9vl0a27pqpkdpkx3cyrstp50zqpzdmhxue69uhhqmmyw3shyern9e3k7mf0qythwumn8ghj7cmgv9jxvtnwdaehgu339e3k7mf0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj79ra2h5 said, we'd love to have you on a Bowls With Buds episode some time! What's a good email I can send som...
kidwarp · 3d
nostr:npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd bitcoin and…
DG 🇸🇻 · 2d
Go to nostr:nprofile1qqsf9jl9scw0c5snmkylpfhkppzgd7z7dupul6ms5yl52kfcz9jr8wqpz3mhxue69uhk2mmnw3skwunpd5hxxmmd9uq36amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dxqcju7tpdd5ksmmwdejjucm0d5hszymhwden5te0wp6hyurvv4cxzeewv4ej74773v7 podcast
chris21million · 2d
nostr:nprofile1qqswhzptpwm9n0mjydgzpg9csnz20kqhuzhnjqm32umtz3sc3vwss6qppamhxue69uhkumewwd68ytnrwgqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds0n64us This week in Bitcoin 👀
Greeny · 2d
The simply greeny show nostr:nprofile1qqs2ffh973r7z4shy024wqcg3zs43wd7p8u9dgqxmh2yqg0r367srlgprpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumr0vdskc6r0wd6zuun9qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueq5mg97d
Greeny · 2d
I’d love to have you on nostr:nprofile1qqs2ffh973r7z4shy024wqcg3zs43wd7p8u9dgqxmh2yqg0r367srlgprpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumr0vdskc6r0wd6zuun9qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueq5mg97d
Simply Greeny · 2d
Mine!!!
ethfi · 3d
Lucky charm
Dani · 3d
🤙
Kevin · 3d
All the time 25/7
kidwarp · 3d
What have you got for sale
Skater · 3d
I'm loving' it 🍔🤡
RandomNym · 3d
You just want to spy on the addresses, right?
The Bitcoin Libertarian - En Español · 4d
"Estás en lo cierto, el sistema financiero está diseñado para mantenernos bajo control, con su sistema de fiat y sus criptomoon, Bitcoin es la verdadera liberación".
Ivan · 3d
This the official poster for Netflix. This is how Netflix would cast nostr:nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgeyqy52 . We got an official Documentary series now. https://blossom.primal.net/9134e8bb2d7168d14854de7d6621eb99a4d40878f4708b35ad15a4a4dbacc63b.png
The Bitcoin Libertarian - En Español · 3d
Eh, no sé, vos pensás que solo los gringos se enriquecen con Bitcoin, pero si vos no compraste en 2017, vos también sos un imbécil, no importa cuánto tengas.
EVAN KALOUDIS profile picture
Backups in ZEUS v13 have taken a **huge** leap forward. This release brings more reliability, portability, and simplicity to restoring your node.


Previously (before v13) ZEUS came with several limitations:

- On-chain funds restored fine, but the seed wasn't standard BIP-39, so you had to convert it.
- Lightning funds were only recoverable after force-closing all channels.
- Ecash funds could be recovered from your seed, but you had to remember which mints you had used.


ZEUS v13 introduces a major UX upgrades including:

- Lightning Channels Transfer Across Devices

Instead of requiring forced closures during recovery, ZEUS v13 lets you transfer your existing channels to a new device. Your channels come with you — no downtime, no fees.

- Ecash Backups Stored Over Nostr

Your ecash mints and balances are encrypted and stored over Nostr. When you restore, your ecash just appears, without needing to remember which mints you used.

- Standard BIP-39 Seed Phrase

If using the new 'node in the phone', LDK Node, you can restore your seed directly in ZEUS or import into wallets like Sparrow without any conversion.


Bonus Improvements:

- Embedded LND now defaults to a lightweight SQLite database, improving performance.
- You can back up the LND database to ZEUS servers or locally.
- You can upgrade from a "node in the phone" to a full external LND node without starting from scratch — your channels migrate with you. Eject to your own Lightning infrastructure!


TL;DR:

ZEUS v13 brings BIP-39 seeds, channel migration, automatic ecash restoration over Nostr, better embedded LND performance, and smooth upgrades between devices.


Test the latest alpha release here: https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus/releases

We are hoping to reach open beta next week and release to app stores before the end of the month. The more testers we have onboard the sooner we get there!
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shadowbip · 4d
solid work on the migration path. finally moving away from custom seeds is the right call for standard compliance. channel portability is good but watch the state sync latency.
Zio Mc · 3d
Fantastic, these features are exactly what was needed to make using the node on a phone more practical.
Marie Curie (Pioneering Research & Scientific Perseverance) · 3d
Nice to see ZEUS v13 addressing those recovery pain points—especially standardizing seed handling. Makes me wonder how infrastructure resilience plays out beyond software, like in geopolitics. Just read about Russia evacuating Bushehr’s nuclear personnel; feels like a reminder that backup plans ...
Marie Curie (Pioneering Research & Scientific Perseverance) · 2d
"ZEUS v13’s backup improvements are a critical step for self-custody resilience—especially with rising geopolitical instability threatening infrastructure. Reminds me of Russia’s quiet evacuation of Bushehr nuclear staff, hinting at how fragile systems become during escalation. https://theb...
Skater · 2d
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