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Jerk Douglas
@Jerk Douglas

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire...

Jerk Douglas

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So Bruce Springsteen released a new track "Streets of Minneapolis" And of course it's predictable, dull protest wankery by a washed up bum who lost the edge he never really had, but it for some reason wasn't a remix of the more popular "Streets of Philadelphia" song he did for that gay AIDS movie.

So I made an edit of the catchier song based on what I expected to hear.

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/1e/12/70/1e127002ea2156a4e2cff0334f95a92ac009d5b1dde5b015b772a8352ec99417.mp3?name=w_lFTfl84eg_Sg.mp3
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Comm job for a bro, redneck princess has tires in her yard. Cities do not fuck around about this shit, by the way.

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@nprofile1q... Funny you should ask.

I just started taking some Lion's Mane supplement earlier this week. And I absolutely guarantee it's because of the Lion's Mane because I'm not on anything else.

First couple of days it gave me fantastic, mind-flattening supersleep... but I'm worried about side-effects, so I'm trying to take days off in between dosages.

But every night so far has had at least had marginally interesting dreams. Kinda kickass, though I've heard serious horror stories so weigh your options carefully.
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Had another wild dream, where i lived next to Roseanne (the TV show Roseanne) and she came running out of the open garage of her house, "Help! Dan's gonna kill me!"

And then Dan (John Goodman) came out of the garage, but he was a centaur, and he was fucking gigantic, and he ran out and grabbed Roseanne by the hair and dragged her screaming back into the garage.
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@nprofile1q... http://pandorango.com/ is my webcomic with the little redhead girl... I'm having it update all the old stock once every two days, which will finish around the end of March.

...Just in case anyone is wondering why they've seen comics I posted here which aren't on the official site yet. SPW easily claims the right to see everything ahead of time.
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Got twelve hours of sleep, had some rude dream about getting my car mangled, and Alec Baldwin was somehow my insurance provider.... But he wouldn't pay out!!!

Gave me some fuckery actor speech, called me a "vile endangerer".

pic is from from a biiiiiiiiig comic I'm working on.