Kitsune in JP folklore be like
>disguise themselves as humans so they can marry a human
>"Hello yes I am human just like y- hey wait don't pull my hat off! Fox ears? T-those aren't fox ears they're uuuuuuh, uuuuuuuuuuuuuh..."

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q...
>I run @furryboys and @kemonoboys

Leonid Brezhnev did not die in 1982, he actually died in 2020 from COVID.

#MandelaEffect

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q...
When the globalists start using UN troops to enforce their One World Government, let's use those blue helmet wearing faggors as target practice.

"The key to survival in any scenario is to KYS (Know Your Surroundings)" - me as a self defense instructor

@nprofile1q... Nah he's actually good looking. If I say anymore it'd sound gay xdddd

maduro when he saw delta force: "chat is this real"

japanese people counting be like:
itchy knees sand shoes go rocky

What even is the internet anymore

what is the most evil linux distro?

"i am rightful heir to the imperial throne, i am son of genghis khan"

"yeah, you and everyone else pal"

who wanna #smokecrack with me?