Last night I was making a noises song to my son, and found myself wanting to end it with .. lalalalalalala, bitcoin! 🤣

There's still time, we wonder if we can get his first word to be bitcoin 🤔🤣

If someone chooses black invitations for their wedding, they blackmail their entire guest list 🤣🤣🤣

What's your best version of this insult?

The original:
Why are you crying like a little bitch?

My option:
Why are you crying like an entitled black lady who got her EBT canceled? 😅

Yours: ?

(I'd never actually insult someone, but it's fun to play 😇😅🤣)

Jesus Christ is God and man and the only way to the father. He is Lord of my life. He is also my best friend.

And you have the benefit of blueberries being a "super food" or whatever. Basically, great for the brain, I've heard. 🤗

Why has the Amethyst "make a post" bubble stopped working?
Either nothing happens or it clicks on the post behind it.

After having tried for maybe 30 clicks, scrolling up and down, reopening the app, and then giving it one last try, I was finally able to write this post.

Help! 🥺

The only reason to buy gold instead of bitcoin is cause bitcoin can't be formed into a ring to represent a covenant commitment of holy matrimony. But any other situation, bitcoin is the only option 😎🤣

If a boy likes a girl, he will often pull her hair to indicate that he likes her.
I have now figured out where this comes from. It's from baby boys grabbing their mom's hair, because he likes her, and if he grabs her hair, she'll HAVE TO stay close to him.
So, if he wants a girl to stick around, why change what worked unless it stopps working?
This is why Teenage boys have usually started trying different methods, cause they've learned that holding girls hostages by their hair isn't actually appropriate.

My 4.5 month old son has NOT learned this, and to him, holding my hair actually works for him. 🙄🤣😅😬

Awe, thank you, hubby! I am an amazing woman, and I'm so happy that I get to be YOUR amazing woman! I love you!

Yes, pretty much! 🤣🤣🤣

When reading something you thought you didn't need to read, and don't want to read, but you need to get through it to move on to what you want to do, and it's really annoying, having a piece of baguette that you can rip pieces off of and dip in some ranch and eat is a great way to get through it. It helps release some of the annyed tension 😎🤣

(Also taking a break to write on Nostr helps 😅)

Whenever we go on a trip, I have very limited internet, and I've been busy while we're been at the coffee shops lately, and I've really missed Nostr, hence the multiple posts in a row right now.
I'm cluster posting.... Does that mean I'm about to grow? 🤔🤣


(Unapologetic new mom here - My associations will probably be baby related for a while.😇😎🤣)