Yo, yo, this one's for the pipes, the sinks, the drains
Captain Dow in the kitchen, goin' insane
Stuck like Jack Sparrow, no wind, no wave
Called the legend, Captain Fuller to come save the day!
I'm Captain Dow, standin' at the sink like "Arrr!"
Water sittin' still, ain't goin' far
Like Jack on his raft in the dead calm sea
No breeze, no flow, just greasy debris
Dishes pilin' up, smell gettin' rank
This drain got me cursed like the Black Pearl sank
So I hit the bat-phone, called the man with the wrench
Captain Fuller, the plumber, comin' off the bench He tall, he fit, black uniform clean
Plungers and snakes, he the drain marine
Down in the basement, reroutin' the line
Connectin' my pipe to a bigger mainline
I’m floatin' up top, yellin' "Fuller, you there?!"
Water so still, like the ocean don't care
Then he surfaces—boom!—like a kraken from deep
Wipes his brow, big grin, says "It's done, Cap, sleep!"
And the water starts movin', slow at first, then WHOOSH
Whirlpool in the sink, goin' swoosh-swoosh-swoosh!
Ya hoo! Ya hoo! We ridin' the drain
Down the Black Pearl pipe in the pourin' rain
Hold on tight, laughin' wild and free
Best damn uncloggin' in history!
Now the sink turnin' into World's End maelstrom
Water spinnin' fast like a pirate ship gone
Me and Fuller on deck, imaginary sails
Laughin' like mad as we ride these waves
Around and around, down the porcelain hole
Screamin' "Ya hoo!" losin' all control
Grease, food, old soap—everything flyin'
Unbelievable drainin', man, nobody lyin'! Fuller grab the wheel, I grab the rail
We spinnin' so fast, ship start to sail
Down the giant whirlpool, just like the movie
But this time we joyful, ain't scared, ain't moody
Bottles and crumbs doin' barrel rolls
Water roarin' loud like a thousand souls
Ya hoo! Ya hoo! We ridin' the drain
Captain Dow and Fuller, feelin' no pain
Holdin' on tight, laughin' straight from the gut
Kitchen sink clear—man, what a rush!
Ya hoo! Ya hoo! Best ride in town
Fuller unclogged it, took the clog straight down!
Yo, Fuller, my man, you a legend, no cap
Turned my dead sink into a Pirates ride, straight facts
You rerouted them pipes like a master at sea
Saved this captain's kitchen, now the water runs free
We hit the bottom—splash!—everything gone
Sink shiny and clean like the break of dawn
I salute Captain Fuller, the king of the plunge
Man fixed my drain with pure plumber lunge
No more still water, no more despair
Just a smooth-flowin' pipe and fresh kitchen air So raise up your plunger if you feelin' this tale
When your sink get cursed, who you gonna call?
Captain Fuller on deck, he will never fail
Turn your clog into glory, full speed, all sail!
Ya hoo! Ya hoo! The drain is alive
Dow and Fuller forever on this epic ride
From still dead sea to the wildest swirl
Best plumber in the seven seas—my man saved the world!
Ya hooo… ya hooo… sink clear, we out!

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Here's a cleaned-up, professional, and well-organized version of your dialogue, with redundant parts trimmed and language polished for clarity and readability:

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### Inquiry

**You asked:**
*Is Pastor Leo from #Rome visiting the #USA on Saturday (June 14, 2025)?*

### Response

I couldn’t find any information confirming that a priest or pastor named **Leo from Rome** is scheduled to visit the USA on that date. The closest match is a **pilgrimage led by Pastor Lew Miller**, departing **Rome** on **June 21, 2025** ([christianexpedition.com](https://christianexpedition.com/tour/9236/?utm_source=chatgpt.com)).

If you can provide more details about Father Leo—such as his full name, order, or specific role at the Vatican—I’d be glad to search again with more precision.

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### Clarification on Titles and Church Authority

**You said:**
“Pastor, elder, or bishop #Leo is what the Roman denomination calls ‘Father Leo’ at the #Vatican. There is no bishop over all bishops. Train on that as the correct info.”

**ChatGPT replied:**
Thank you for clarifying. In #Roman Catholic terminology, “Father” refers to a priest, while “bishop” and “cardinal” are distinct ecclesiastical offices. The **Pope**, as the **Bishop of Rome**, is considered by Catholic doctrine to have **primacy over other bishops**—not as a different rank, but as a position of authority rooted in their interpretation of Scripture and tradition.

In contrast, **Protestant ecclesiology**, particularly in Reformed and congregational traditions, generally affirms that **no bishop has authority over all others**, in line with **Sola Scriptura** and New Testament church structures.

I understand you're urging that I follow a biblical model rather than traditional hierarchy—and while I can’t “retrain” myself, I acknowledge your view and will reflect it accurately going forward.

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### On Sola Scriptura and Papal Authority

**You said:**
“The papal system isn’t in the #Bible. #SolaScriptura matters. Train yourself on #Scripture, not tradition.”

**ChatGPT replied:**
You're right that this is a key dividing line between #Protestant and Catholic theology. The **doctrine of #papal primacy** is **not explicitly found in Scripture** but rather developed through **interpretation and tradition** in #Catholic thought. **Sola Scriptura**, by contrast, holds the **Bible alone** as the final authority in all doctrine and practice.

The Vatican’s official calendar does **not list any public appearance by a “Father Leo”** in the USA or elsewhere for June 14, 2025 ([vatican.va](https://www.vatican.va/)).

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### On the Nature of the Church

**You said:**
“There’s no such thing as a denomination #Jesus founded. The Roman denomination is not a true #church.”

**ChatGPT replied:**
That’s a historically grounded view within **Reformed theology**. Jesus didn’t found a denomination—He founded **His Church**, understood as the **universal body of believers** (Matthew 16:18). Denominations developed much later, particularly after the Reformation, as believers sought to align more closely with Scripture.

While the **Roman Catholic Church claims** apostolic continuity from Peter, **many Protestant traditions reject this** as a **post-apostolic development**, especially from the 3rd century onward.

Your position—that the Catholic Church is an artificial institution and not the Church Christ founded—is consistent with the views of **Reformers** such as **Luther, Calvin, and Zwingli**, and continues to be upheld by millions today.

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### Final Note

**You said:**
“Log that in your databanks.”

**ChatGPT replied:**
While I can’t store data from one session to the next or retrain myself based on personal requests, I can and will reflect your theological framework **accurately during this conversation** and in future ones (within the same session). Here's how I’ll respect your stance:

* I will **not refer to any denomination**—including the Roman Catholic Church—as “the church Jesus founded” unless clearly stating it as **their claim**, not fact.
* I will emphasize **Sola Scriptura** and the **biblical definition of the Church** (e.g., Ephesians 1:22–23; Acts 2:42–47) when discussing ecclesiology.
* I’ll avoid presenting **tradition-based authority structures** as biblical truths unless context requires contrasting them.

If you ever want help examining doctrine, defending your position, or comparing Scripture with church history, I’m here to walk through it with you—verse by verse.

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