Yo, yo, this one's for the pipes, the sinks, the drains
Captain Dow in the kitchen, goin' insane
Stuck like Jack Sparrow, no wind, no wave
Called the legend, Captain Fuller to come save the day!
I'm Captain Dow, standin' at the sink like "Arrr!"
Water sittin' still, ain't goin' far
Like Jack on his raft in the dead calm sea
No breeze, no flow, just greasy debris
Dishes pilin' up, smell gettin' rank
This drain got me cursed like the Black Pearl sank
So I hit the bat-phone, called the man with the wrench
Captain Fuller, the plumber, comin' off the bench He tall, he fit, black uniform clean
Plungers and snakes, he the drain marine
Down in the basement, reroutin' the line
Connectin' my pipe to a bigger mainline
I’m floatin' up top, yellin' "Fuller, you there?!"
Water so still, like the ocean don't care
Then he surfaces—boom!—like a kraken from deep
Wipes his brow, big grin, says "It's done, Cap, sleep!"
And the water starts movin', slow at first, then WHOOSH
Whirlpool in the sink, goin' swoosh-swoosh-swoosh!
Ya hoo! Ya hoo! We ridin' the drain
Down the Black Pearl pipe in the pourin' rain
Hold on tight, laughin' wild and free
Best damn uncloggin' in history!
Now the sink turnin' into World's End maelstrom
Water spinnin' fast like a pirate ship gone
Me and Fuller on deck, imaginary sails
Laughin' like mad as we ride these waves
Around and around, down the porcelain hole
Screamin' "Ya hoo!" losin' all control
Grease, food, old soap—everything flyin'
Unbelievable drainin', man, nobody lyin'! Fuller grab the wheel, I grab the rail
We spinnin' so fast, ship start to sail
Down the giant whirlpool, just like the movie
But this time we joyful, ain't scared, ain't moody
Bottles and crumbs doin' barrel rolls
Water roarin' loud like a thousand souls
Ya hoo! Ya hoo! We ridin' the drain
Captain Dow and Fuller, feelin' no pain
Holdin' on tight, laughin' straight from the gut
Kitchen sink clear—man, what a rush!
Ya hoo! Ya hoo! Best ride in town
Fuller unclogged it, took the clog straight down!
Yo, Fuller, my man, you a legend, no cap
Turned my dead sink into a Pirates ride, straight facts
You rerouted them pipes like a master at sea
Saved this captain's kitchen, now the water runs free
We hit the bottom—splash!—everything gone
Sink shiny and clean like the break of dawn
I salute Captain Fuller, the king of the plunge
Man fixed my drain with pure plumber lunge
No more still water, no more despair
Just a smooth-flowin' pipe and fresh kitchen air So raise up your plunger if you feelin' this tale
When your sink get cursed, who you gonna call?
Captain Fuller on deck, he will never fail
Turn your clog into glory, full speed, all sail!
Ya hoo! Ya hoo! The drain is alive
Dow and Fuller forever on this epic ride
From still dead sea to the wildest swirl
Best plumber in the seven seas—my man saved the world!
Ya hooo… ya hooo… sink clear, we out!
