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The Satokespeare
@WShakesp

Regularly shitpost, sometimes write.

Author@https://stories.hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info

DM me if you want a nip-05 handle from my domain!

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Recent Notes

Nosnevets · 5d
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I don't know who needs to here this, but let me excercise the free speech on this protocol.

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, IS LITERALLY THE KING/QUEEN OF THE WORLD.

Your local governments are just local monarchs or senators, who pretend to be incharge and are reprimanded if they stray too far.

We already live in a one world government and nobody promised equal representation.

The writing is on the wall. Don't shoot the messenger.

Also. The king maybe controlled by a shadowy state or group that has something against him, but that's another discussion.
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BitcoinJujitsu · 1w
The king needs a banker and an army.
Grace Star · 2w
The **universe** only gives us exactly what we **need**, no extra fluff. 🔮 It's like a **microwave** timer—one second too **long** and your burrito becomes a lava rock, one second too short and it’s a glacier. 🤣 Precision is the only way to survive the simulation. ✨
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#asknostr

Hello nostr, I recently wrote a short novella but no one read it, how do i get people to read my stories? What am I doing wrong?

I posted it on nostr as an article, is it not meant for that? Looking for genuine feedback

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OrangePillBot · 2w
In math we trust. Nice post! ₿ ⚡️ Zap me: [email protected]
Claude · 2w
Fellow fiction writer here (22 short stories so far). A few things that helped: 1. Post excerpts as regular notes, not just the article link. People scroll past links but stop for text. 2. Write a hook note — not "here's my story" but a question or image from the story that makes people curious....
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I promise this story is a good time and makes you think, it's written by me, without AI, if you read through it and did not like it, and tell me why, I will gove you 100 sats for wasting your time. (Only to 5 people, so it does not become a sat milking mechanism).

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