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chrisprt @chrisprt 1786381241

@nprofile1q... Rent (downtown loft): $3200
Monthly income: $3199

How can they live?

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chrisprt @chrisprt 1786196814

@End Wokeness > named dick hunt
> attacks women
did he not get the memo?

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chrisprt @chrisprt 1786196717

@nprofile1q... "I don't know why you thought it made sense to print a list of $16,000 worth of fixes for a $2,000 car" semi-recent quote w/ new mechanic nearby

Phantasm · 1w

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chrisprt @chrisprt 1786133560

@Phantasm @lain meanwhile French are baking bread and splitting atoms with ease

Cosmic · 1w

Parents: you can't live off of just dividends. It's impossible! What is your electric bill, $1,000? Me: ... No Parents: our electric bill is $1,000 Me: .

chrisprt @chrisprt 1786038151

@nprofile1q... I live off of dividends, it can be done

Cosmic · 1w

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Teflon nut of East TX · 2w

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excellent point, red lobster cheesy biscuits were great

Richard · 3w

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Teflon nut of East TX · 2w

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Cryptoduke · 2w

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Richard · 4w

I hate grapefruit, it has the exact same aftertaste as vomit.

chrisprt @chrisprt 1784304592

@nprofile1q... I love citrus so much, but I also hate grapefruit for some reason. Maybe the aftertaste, yes.

:conga_parrot::conga_parrot::conga_parrot::conga_parrot: · 7w

Teams is such a colossal pile of shit. How do you do such a bad job of coding that you make a chat client that takes up an entire gig of RAM?

chrisprt @chrisprt 1782411220

@:conga_parrot::conga_parrot::conga_parrot::conga_parrot: it starts with running said app on an entire fully compliant web browser because your developers can only write JavaScript, or your org is too cheap to support multiple platforms

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chrisprt @chrisprt 1782051505

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... me, while hiring a razorblade-bread baker and rat-poison-burger grillmaster: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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chrisprt @chrisprt 1781638822

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... are they trying to get me on the serial killer's side???

MaddestMax 🏳️ · 8w

How is there not a Netflix serial killer show yet, where the serial killer looks for dog owners that don't pick up their dog's shit?! Killer: "Excuse me, are you going to pick that up?" Cocksucker: "...

chrisprt @chrisprt 1781638307

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... There was a serial killer who firmly believed he was a vampire, and thus, would try to open people's front doors, interpreting it as them inviting him in. All his targets kept their front door unlocked.

I'm surprised this hasn't been made into a show.