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FunHouse Radio · 18w Don't come at me for not using alt-text to help people with visual impairments when you can't be bothered to use tone tags to help people with neurodiversity like me. Furthermore I am already offering... Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1782262950 @nprofile1q... Don't justify doing evil because other do.
:rainbowCrow: · 23w Can someone make sure this works before I use it to protect my blog? https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/614/355/993/747/033/original/e8e17acaa622c7b6.png Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1779394023 @nprofile1q... Yeah, implement that and nobody is ever going to touch your blog.
AnarchoNinaWrites · 26w Think of the negotiations like this: Iran is a pot deal, USA is the customer. The US keeps trying to buy pot, without money, and Iran keeps telling them to come back with money or there is no deal. ... Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1777145510 @nprofile1q... Drug dealers get shot all the time. 1
batkaren · 26w My torso breaks open to reveal a Lovecraftian geode so horrific, all who gaze upon my crystalline innards vomit black ichor and descend into madness. Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1777075203 @nprofile1q... Melania, is that you?
batkaren · 29w “Ahhhhhh,” I sigh, sliding into a vat of acid. Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1775765133 @nprofile1q... Ah, yes, this is the Batkaren we all know and love.
Karen Dalton-Beninato ☑️ · 29w Veep explaining to the president for the millionth time that he can't appoint him Pope, as much as he wants to. Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1775694866 @nprofile1q... Maybe Trump will confiscate all the churches and monasteries, then declare war on Spain.
Lydia Vvinters · 29w Stumble-bee rescue This morning I spotted a bumblebee dropping out of the sky. The night can still be rather cold and the poor thing was only barely awake at all because of it. I let it climb onto my... Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1775644970 @nprofile1q... Why is honey bad for them?
Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1775085196 Beyond the science, one of the best parts of the Artemis 2 launch today was that for 2 hours we didn't have to hear anything about Trump.
Ben · 30w Lol Golden Toilet Statue Appears In Washington, D.C. https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2026/03/30/golden-toilet-statue-criticizing-trump-appears-on-national-mall/ Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1774970959 @nprofile1q... It's for the impending visit of King Charles.
Milcom Miasma · 49w Ugly Side-job So ever since I learned of this, I have to say the Latino community's continued support of the LA Dodgers is a bit of a puzzler to me. What would inspire people being targeted based on... Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1763255768 @nprofile1q... That's not all. Dodgers AI Servers. They enjoy working with the government's people and have the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in their mission.
schaefernoske · 50w nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyz29raxjtmfzh58vpvh8nnvx5qzj5p8r5ezghg9sypyjwqmc7kq6k5q4njd Why?😃 Ainsley Lowbeer @Ainsley Lowbeer 1762956122 @nprofile1q... The French are famous for their love of snails.