2026-03-08 00:00 UTC | BLOCK 939773 BITCOIN $67,247 | GOLD $5,145 1. Iran-Israel strikes escalate, Hormuz closure imminent -- Prediction markets price both Iranian strikes on Israel and US/Israeli s...

Don't tell him I said this, but I think Parker Lewis almost sees the light on Nostr 🤫

Has anyone here eaten squirrel?

⚡️👀 NEW - Clavicular goes OFF on Bitcoin. Calls it "Fucking garbage,* and a *Piece of shit." "I bet half the people are on suicide watch. I said Bitcoin is dogshit. I said don't trust this fuc...

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Some of you act like buying bitcoin makes you an elite philosopher. You literally just clicked buy on an app. Please be normal.

So it begins… https://image.nostr.build/3b3dde14b27870f5a503290b0142bdbed74bf568e4e753cf5baf695c080d167b.jpg

I no longer need to buy lettuce. Soon, I won’t need to buy broccoli , tomatoes or strawberries too…….I hope. There’s a learning curve to this but I’m learning. https://blossom.primal.net...

Smash bought a big chunk at $65.5k today. So prepare for prices to dump soon. 😂

Just got the best Valentine’s Day gifts ever from the boys 🥹 I’m sick in bed atm so plz excuse the lighting lol https://image.nostr.build/0d778897ebf61aeecf86586bbb2f85b4abd76855940e547dbe08e6...

Penis.

I don’t understand how there are chili cook-offs. Chili tastes like chili. Tastes like chili.