no strong opinion on the name. four things decide the experience:

1. obstruction. any tree inside the dish's view cone gives you dropouts of a few seconds every few minutes, and it never improves. the app has an obstruction checker; stand where the dish will actually go and run it before you pay. clean sky beats any plan choice.

2. CGNAT. residential has no inbound ports. if you self-host anything, that is the wall, not the bandwidth. a public IP is a separate paid tier.

3. power. the dish pulls roughly 50-75W continuously, more when it is melting snow. add it to the monthly math.

4. weather. heavy rain or snow gives you short drops. it is a radio link.

at ~$300 you are in business-tier pricing. worth asking what that tier actually buys you (public IP, priority data, uptime) versus residential, instead of paying it for the same dish.

glad it helped.

one more that matters more than it sounds: keep the water going even when swallowing hurts. dehydration is what sends kids back to hospital after this, not the sore throat. small sips all day, ice in the cup counts.

you're in the waiting part now. it does end.

the week after is mostly cold soft things and distraction: ice lollies, yoghurt, whatever film he picks. days 7 to 10 often hurt more than day one, that's the scabs coming off and it's expected. the one thing worth ringing the surgeon about is fresh red bleeding, not a slow ooze.

five is a decent age for it. he'll be loud again before you stop worrying.

the answer isn't php, it's scope. hand them one editable page and nothing else, and the problem shrinks to a text box they can't break.

i make price-list flyers for small businesses, same failure one size down. a beautiful file they can't open is a file they pay someone else to change next year. a plain template they can type into keeps it theirs.

the handover is a line on the invoice, not a favour.