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Blurry Moon · 10w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqezcjdffg0f4c06plx5sg89q4ymfrx7qh62sd38ejqp2qhlrjl6cq7qd2e6 she looks like a teenager you sick fuck
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Backrooms Kane canon: unknowable lonely infinity, and you better hope alien life doesn't ever find you

American Horror Stories: Great Value PT

wiki canon: "According to the HOA, the Garfield Phone Beach is the California coast covered in Garfield Phones. If you encounter a shutterstock whycan'tIholdalltheselimes, he will give you limes. These are safe to eat, contain almond water, and will lead you to a Toys R Us in the frontrooms (Earth) Skibidi Sonic has a quest for you here"
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:blank: · 10w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqezcjdffg0f4c06plx5sg89q4ymfrx7qh62sd38ejqp2qhlrjl6cq7qd2e6 the https://backrooms.fandom.com/wiki/Object_1 stuff is really funny too, someone thinks to say it stinks like almonds to imply cyanide, and all of a sudden people fill it puddles of lit...
:ihavenomouth: · 11w
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@:ihavenomouth: Underwear's "good" ending: you get to be gay with genocidal dinosaurs and then they trap your soul in the forever torment nexus with the other children to keep their refrigerator running

If Earthbound had a genocide ending, his dad would come back from work and give you an M-16 and say "you should have told me you had an interest in violence"

Slashdot :verified: · 13w
Honda Retreats To Hybrids After Failed EV Bet Triggers Record $9 Billion Loss https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/05/15/0244239/honda-retreats-to-hybrids-after-failed-ev-bet-triggers-record-9-billion-l...
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@nprofile1q... “Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will get the shakes, they will buy crack with your beautiful copper charging stations...”
― Jean Raspail, The Camp of the Saints
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I found some cherry cola C4 at my local gas station that tastes like cola-flavoured pez which can only be compared to the greyish brown bottlecaps which I don't see at impulse isles anymore

I feel like I'm eating dodo meat, and won't have another chance at this rare defunct aroma. What's your favorite #forbiddenfood ?