My brother said several of his coworkers got into buying fancy cheeses and they'd all sit around the break table bragging how rare or expensive each one was as they pretended the rotting corpse smell was actually good.

I will be doing blacksmith demonstrations for 500 school kids this weekend. Wish me luck.

A twenty minute job never fails to last until lunchtime.

"Reading."

Peanut butter pretzel bites aren't bad as far as goyslop goes.

Went to an amusement park Saturday and I'm happy to say the negroes were well behaved; only the Mexicans and Indians were cutting in line.

The immediate shift from summer scents to gingerbread and pumpkin spice just doesn't fit with the sweltering heat.

Full moon tonight. Keep your females locked up.

Flight got delayed because the food truck hit a service truck next to the plane. They announced it over the intercom and my first thought was "ah woman drivers!" then I looked out the cabin window and not only is it a woman but she's also a fat Mexican.

To be fair though you don't really see a coat/hat rack anymore.