Blasted another deer with the truck a few days ago.

Ahhh they disabled the skip feature on this year's mandatory harassment course videos :-/

Doing some orienteering tomorrow, which should be fun.

My boy told me at random some of his friends could beat me in a fight. I asked who and he names off some 14-15 year old kids who are all about 95 lbs.

Guess that means I need to start lifting more.

My brother said several of his coworkers got into buying fancy cheeses and they'd all sit around the break table bragging how rare or expensive each one was as they pretended the rotting corpse smell was actually good.

I will be doing blacksmith demonstrations for 500 school kids this weekend. Wish me luck.

A twenty minute job never fails to last until lunchtime.

"Reading."

Peanut butter pretzel bites aren't bad as far as goyslop goes.

Went to an amusement park Saturday and I'm happy to say the negroes were well behaved; only the Mexicans and Indians were cutting in line.

The immediate shift from summer scents to gingerbread and pumpkin spice just doesn't fit with the sweltering heat.

Full moon tonight. Keep your females locked up.