When the taxman comes to your fully doxxed customers, they will understand that (1) they should have bought Bitcoin anonymously and KYC-free (2) they also should have bought some Monero.

Where to Buy / Sell Bitcoin/Monero Privately with No or Limited KYC
Updated 10 September 2024

Bisq (p2p, buy/sell Bitcoin/Monero,  https://bisq.network/)

Bisq2 (an easier version of Bisq, buy/sell Bitcoin/Monero, https://bisq.network/blog/bisq-2-now-in-beta/)

Haveno (p2p, buy/sell Monero, https://haveno-reto.com/)

Robosats (p2p, buy/sell Bitcoin, https://learn.robosats.com/)

Hodlhodl (p2p, buy/sell Bitcoin/Monero, https://hodlhodl.com/)

@lnp2pbot Telegram channel (p2p, buy/sell Bitcoin, mostly LATAM/Spain,  https://t.me/lnp2pBot)

Peach Bitcoin (p2p, buy/sell Bitcoin, Europe, https://peachbitcoin.com/)

LocalCoinSwap (buy/sell Bitcoin/Monero, https://localcoinswap.com/)

Local Meetups (buy/sell Bitcoin/Monero for cash, https://www.meetup.com/topics/bitcoin/)

Azteco vouchers (buy Bitcoin, http://azte.co)

Bitcoin ATMs (buy/sell Bitcoin for cash, http://www.coinatmradar.com)

Bittr (buy Bitcoin, Europe, IBAN needed, http://www.getbittr.com)

Pocket Bitcoin (buy/sell, Bitcoin, Europe, IBAN needed, https://pocketbitcoin.com/)

Bitcoin Well (buy Bitcoin for Cash Vouchers, Canada, https://bitcoinwell.com/)

You will die

Relai is a KYC honey pot

Bisq (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, Monero, https://bisq.network/)
Haveno (buy/sell, p2p, Monero, https://haveno-reto.com/)
Robosats (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://learn.robosats.com/)
Hodlhodl (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://hodlhodl.com/)
@lnp2pbot Telegram channel (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://t.me/lnp2pBot)
Peach Bitcoin (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://peachbitcoin.com/)
LocalCoinSwap (buy/sell, crypto, https://localcoinswap.com/)
Local Meetups (buy/sell, Bitcoin, Monero, cash, https://www.meetup.com/topics/bitcoin/)
Azteco vouchers (buy, Bitcoin, http://azte.co)
Bitcoin ATMs (http://www.coinatmradar.com)
Bittr (buy only, Bitcoin, IBAN needed, http://www.getbittr.com)
Pocket Bitcoin (buy/sell, Bitcoin, IBAN needed, https://pocketbitcoin.com/)

You mean Bisq2 ?

Bisq (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, Monero, https://bisq.network/)
Haveno (buy/sell, p2p, Monero, https://haveno-reto.com/)
Robosats (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://learn.robosats.com/)
Hodlhodl (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://hodlhodl.com/)
@lnp2pbot Telegram channel (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://t.me/lnp2pBot)
Peach Bitcoin (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://peachbitcoin.com/)
LocalCoinSwap (buy/sell, crypto, https://localcoinswap.com/)
Local Meetups (buy/sell, Bitcoin, Monero, cash, https://www.meetup.com/topics/bitcoin/)
Azteco vouchers (buy, Bitcoin, http://azte.co)
Bitcoin ATMs (http://www.coinatmradar.com)
Bittr (buy only, Bitcoin, IBAN needed, http://www.getbittr.com)
Pocket Bitcoin (buy/sell, Bitcoin, IBAN needed, https://pocketbitcoin.com/)

Buy / Sell Bitcoin Privately
Updated 09/09/2024

Bisq (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, Monero, https://bisq.network/)
Haveno (buy/sell, p2p, Monero, https://haveno-reto.com/)
Robosats (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://learn.robosats.com/)
Hodlhodl (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://hodlhodl.com/)
@lnp2pbot Telegram channel (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://t.me/lnp2pBot)
Peach Bitcoin (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://peachbitcoin.com/)
LocalCoinSwap (buy/sell, crypto, https://localcoinswap.com/)
Local Meetups (buy/sell, Bitcoin, Monero, cash, https://www.meetup.com/topics/bitcoin/)
Azteco vouchers (buy, Bitcoin, http://azte.co)
Bitcoin ATMs (http://www.coinatmradar.com)
Bittr (buy only, Bitcoin, IBAN needed, http://www.getbittr.com)
Pocket Bitcoin (buy/sell, Bitcoin, IBAN needed, https://pocketbitcoin.com/)

Check out Azteco vouchers, they may help you to start your Bitcoin journey.

Bisq (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, Monero, https://bisq.network/)
Haveno (buy/sell, p2p, Monero, https://haveno-reto.com/)
Robosats (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://learn.robosats.com/)
Hodlhodl (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://hodlhodl.com/)
@lnp2pbot Telegram channel (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://t.me/lnp2pBot)
Peach Bitcoin (buy/sell, p2p, Bitcoin, https://peachbitcoin.com/)
LocalCoinSwap (buy/sell, crypto, https://localcoinswap.com/)
Local Meetups (buy/sell, Bitcoin, Monero, cash, https://www.meetup.com/topics/bitcoin/)
Azteco vouchers (buy, Bitcoin, http://azte.co)
Bitcoin ATMs (http://www.coinatmradar.com)
Bittr (buy only, Bitcoin, IBAN needed, http://www.getbittr.com)
Pocket Bitcoin (buy/sell, Bitcoin, IBAN needed, https://pocketbitcoin.com/)