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OLD CASHIER, sees my kids, grumbles: They [kids] aren’t worth it in my experience.

ME, later to my kids: That man was a transactionalist and probably a bad parent.
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1/ The new Terminator movie is gonna be hype. After it savages your house, catches you, it asks, “John Connor, I must know whether you prefer Coca Cola to Pepsi. One has a classic taste only diverting from the original formula twice. A short stint with a new formula and a long stint with high fructose corn syrup. And the other claims to be the choice of the next generation. What is your answer?”

“What The fuck. Uh, coke?”

The Terminator turns and leaves; its query answer in toe…
#microfiction
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