The Virginia Attorney General's office just informed us that the Virginia State Police intend to enforce Universal Background Checks for private sales IN DIRECT DISREGARD OF THE COURT ORDER HALTING ENFORCEMENT!

https://www.vcdl.org/va-alert-5-28-2026-breaking-vsp-violates-court-order-another-ca-added-to-list

One day the Lightning Network will be as reliable as her bra 🤣

https://youtube.com/shorts/TO6EqGjyJDA

Kinda like the idea of renaming the satoshi but not to 'bitcoin'.

I think we should troll the world and start calling them 'dollars'.

"One hundred million dollars in a bitcoin."

I like the sound of that 🤣

Forget USD, they need to start pricing BTC in windshield wiper blades. WTF 🤬

My FBI agent watching me ask AI if global thermonuclear war would be enough to drive poison ivy to extinction

I'm sure the monthly subscription price of the 'no corrective lenses' add-on for your NeuraLink implant will be reasonable.

"Please add a valid payment method to re-activate the Tinnitus Suppression feature." 🤣

One caveat before replacing your donut with a full size spare is jack up the car, remove a tire and check how it fits in the trunk in place of the donut. Some automakers aren't just too cheap to include a full size spare, they're also too cheap to give the car any meaningful trunk space.

I hear a voice on the breeze. The ghost of John McAfee saying "Told ya so."