A private messenger that demands a phone number 🤡

100k gold certificate
https://americanhistory.si.edu/collections/object/nmah_742353

Happy birthday, Mr. Assange!

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"No inspection-ready unit ever survived combat, and no combat-ready unit ever survived inspection!"

To prove I'm too dumb to be a bot, I recently wasted an hour waiting on some cordless drill batteries to recharge because I forgot that I own a 40-pound portable generator and a corded drill 🤦‍♂️

The worst part is this is the same generator that I check and test-run 4X a year to make sure it's ready if I ever need it 🤣

Directives... Advice... This reminds me of the forked tongue BS that every Tom, Dick and Harry with a labcoat spouted during the pandemic.

"Oh they're just guidelines, so that means they're voluntary, right?"

"No."

177 countries get US foreign aid

https://youtu.be/VBXDPUhyjEg

More confusing than Celsius: women's clothing sizes 🤣

"Blue-eyed murder in a size-5 dress"

Apparently the folks who build things out of metal hold their suppliers to a higher standard than the folks who build things out of wood.

Just once I'd like to shake my pecker at the wife and have her react the same way she does when she notices a sale on butter 🤣