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Contraband Joe
@ContrabandJoe

A Counter Economy Business

Email: [email protected]
Telegram: @ContrabandJoe

- Organic COFFEE BEANS: Micro-Batch, Handcrafted Coffee, roasted locally at an undisclosed location.
- Tobacco Pipes & Accessories
- Badges & ID Cards
- Miscellaneous Contraband & Special Consignments
- Privacy and OPSEC Consultation for personal, business and organizational affairs

Relays (6)
  • wss://nostr.mom – write
  • wss://relay.damus.io – write
  • wss://nostrelites.org – read
  • wss://wot.nostr.net – read
  • wss://nostr.wine – read
  • wss://nostr.lol – read

Recent Notes

Contraband Joe · 2d
And for professional use, when testing my roasts with different methods, I weigh it.
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Tomorrow and Saturday I'm roasting a high quality #coffee varietal from Honduras.

Organic, SHG, EP (Strictly High Grown, European Preparation).

If you are about ready for some more coffee, it'll add your order to the schedule. I roast just enough to cover orders.

Full 16 ounce pounds. All roast levels are $18.

I can mail it anywhere in the US.

Follow here for a discount.

To Order: Send a DM to @ContrabandJoe on Telegram e-mail [email protected]

We'll trade for #BTC, #XMR, #ARRR, #QORT, Cash, Money Order, Silver, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens.



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weev · 1w
LOL. Monero is now banned from being mentioned/explained by Grok on X. Yet another “Elon is a completely manipulative subversive” moment. Free speech website, folks. https://static.klipy.com/ii/...
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According to Grok:

No, that rumor is not true.I have no restrictions preventing me from fully explaining Monero (XMR). Monero is a well-known privacy-focused cryptocurrency, and discussing its design, technology, history, features, or how it works is completely allowed.

Nothing in my guidelines blocks explaining privacy coins or cryptography in general. Claims that AIs (including me) are “not allowed” to discuss Monero fully are usually either outdated, based on misunderstandings of other models’ policies, or just unfounded rumors.If you have specific questions about Monero—technical details, how its privacy works, or anything else—feel free to ask. I’ll answer directly and thoroughly.



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weev · 4d
yeah, it was ‘fixed’ some days later
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ICELANDIC COB PIPE
Buy it with Bitcoin

This has a hardwood-plugged, filled, compact bowl, with a nickel ferrule and 6mm filtered Red Royal Italian Acrylic Bit.

This pipe is ready for any festivities you have planned!

Your Price: $22.88
MSRP: $24.00

Due to the nature of corncobs, there may be some chipping on the top edge of your pipe. This is perfectly normal & only adds to the charm & character of your corn cob pipe. Enjoy!

- 10% Discount plus Free Postage if it ships with your Coffee Bean order.
- Postage discount if you're following on Nostr.

Description:
Bent Bit
Compact, Barrel-Shaped Bowl
Royal Red Acrylic Bit
6 mm Filter

Approximate Dimensions:

Length: 5.53 in / 140.6 mm
Bowl Height: 1.9 in / 48.27 mm
Chamber Diameter: .581 in / 14.75 mm
Chamber Depth: 1.44 in / 36.77 mm

To Order: Send a DM to @ContrabandJoe on Telefram, or e-mail [email protected]

We'll trade for BTC, Cash, Money Order, Silver, #ARRR, #XMR, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens.

#tobacco #pipes #cigars #coffee #CoffeeChain



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Imperial Blue Hardwood:
Buy it with BTC

The Imperial Blue Hardwood is a filtered tobacco pipe with a smooth, apple shaped bowl made of Maple Wood, a silver ferrule, and a beautiful blue shimmer acrylic bit.
Choose one of the options pictured above with either a straight or bent stem.

$32.00

- 10% Discount plus Free Postage if it ships with your Coffee Bean order.

- Postage discount if you are following on Nostr.

DESCRIPTION

- Blue Shimmer Italian Acrylic
- Filtered Bit
- 6 mm Filter

APPROXIMATE DIMENSIONS

Straight Length: 5.81 in / 147.71 mm
Bent Length: 5.91 in / 150.27 mm
Bowl Height: 2.125 in / 53.975 mm
Chamber Diameter: .75 in / 19.05 mm
Chamber Depth: 1.625 in / 41.275 mm

To Order: Send an e-mail [email protected]
Or DM @ContrabandJoe on Teleegram.

We'll trade for Lightning, Cash, Money Order, Silver, Cryptocurrency, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens.

#Coffee #CoffeeChain #Tobacco #Pipes #Cigars #CounterEconomy #Agorist



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Fresh, Organic COFFEE BEANS
  by Contraband Joe

Fresh Roasted, Micro-Batch, Handcrafted Organic Coffee, roasted locally at an undisclosed location.

This Counter Economy mom & pop operation brings you aromatic organic coffee beans roasted to order.

These are full 16-ounce pounds, folks; not the skimpy 12oz "pounds" they try to sell you at the store or pretentious cafes.

I roast on-demand; just enough to cover orders, so DM @ContrabandJoe on Telegram or Nostr and I'll add your order to my next roast.
Or email: contraband[@]ContrabandJoe.com

Choose from 3 standard roasts:
Sedition (bright)
Subversion (medium)
Sabotage (bold)

Any roast or blend is just $18 per pound. Smaller presentations available (such as a 8-ounce & 10-ounce jars).

Postage discount if you are following on. Nostr or are subscribed to the Contraband Joe Channel 🔗 t.me/DrinkContrabandJoe

We'll trade for Cash, Money Order, Silver, Cryptocurrency, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens. No banking cartel payments please.

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#coffee #agorist #CounterEconomy #coffeechain

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SpontaneousOrder · 13w
Would be to Europe, I think this does not make sense :( but I hope you get other spontaneous orders