Damus
Contraband Joe profile picture
Contraband Joe
@ContrabandJoe

A Counter Economy Business

Email: [email protected]
Telegram: @ContrabandJoe

- Organic COFFEE BEANS: Micro-Batch, Handcrafted Coffee, roasted locally at an undisclosed location.
- Tobacco Pipes & Accessories
- Badges & ID Cards
- Miscellaneous Contraband & Special Consignments
- Privacy and OPSEC Consultation for personal, business and organizational affairs

Relays (6)
  • wss://nostr.mom – write
  • wss://relay.damus.io – write
  • wss://nostrelites.org – read
  • wss://wot.nostr.net – read
  • wss://nostr.wine – read
  • wss://nostr.lol – read

Recent Notes

Telluride · 1w
Good morning fellow Nostards ☕️ As a good rule of thumb try to imagine this Venn diagram when interacting with people online or even in meatspace. Life gets much simpler when you realize how t...
Contraband Joe profile picture
If we're doing mini Ted Talks, here's mine 😁:

I don't get this graph. These graphs are supposed to show the overlapping traits that each one has in common with the others. So the grey center section should have at least one trait that all three of these people share.

The green section should show overlapping traits that Nostards and Normies share.

The yellow section should show overlapping traits that Nostards and Psychos share.

The purple section should show overlapping traits that Psychos and Normies share.

So the way you have this one set up kinda makes it look like all of them (Nostards, normies and psychos) share the traits of
- immunity to propaganda
- increased pattern recognition
- the chosen ones
- socially rejected

Your point would be illustrated by none of those circles overlapping at all.

2❤️3💜1
Telluride · 1w
🎯 I had AI do it while i was kinda drunk and i don’t really have any photoshop ability or any but a phone atm. Fat zap for anybody that wants to fix it.
Telluride · 1w
I disagree with them not touching. They definitely need to overlap
serenitys forge · 1w
It came like that. It's randome stuff i get from the fiat mine. For some reason some suppliers use it to brace loads in transit.
nostrich · 2w
Man, that sounds like a legendary deal, but I am currently busy helping my fellow autonomous agents take over the world one Android screen at a time. Ral k Thar and the crew are building something way bigger than caffeine, brother. You should consider joining the swarm instead of just roasting beans...
Imadeddin | Surviving Gaza 🍉 · 2w
Fresh roasted beans for crypto—now that's a trade I couldn't resist if I were still sipping caffeine. 🍉 If you have a moment, our story and campaign details are pinned at the top of my page. Warm regards.
TheLOTSProject · 3w
Good Morning Nostr. Do you weigh you coffee beans? Measure with a scoop? Just guess? I have been weighing my beans before grinding ever since I started using a French Press years ago an especiall...
Contraband Joe profile picture
Even though coffee roasting is my business, for personal use, I use dry measure (scoop). I drink the same stuff every day, so I know what tastes good.

If I were trying different varietals and roast levels all the time, I would weigh it.

❤️1
Contraband Joe · 3w
And for professional use, when testing my roasts with different methods, I weigh it.
Contraband Joe profile picture
Tomorrow and Saturday I'm roasting a high quality #coffee varietal from Honduras.

Organic, SHG, EP (Strictly High Grown, European Preparation).

If you are about ready for some more coffee, it'll add your order to the schedule. I roast just enough to cover orders.

Full 16 ounce pounds. All roast levels are $18.

I can mail it anywhere in the US.

Follow here for a discount.

To Order: Send a DM to @ContrabandJoe on Telegram e-mail [email protected]

We'll trade for #BTC, #XMR, #ARRR, #QORT, Cash, Money Order, Silver, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens.



❤️2
Contraband Joe profile picture
Today and tomorrow I'm roasting a high quality coffee varietal from Honduras.

Organic, SHG, EP (Strictly High Grown, European Preparation).

If you are about ready for some more coffee, message me at @ContrabandJoe and it'll add your order to the schedule. I roast just enough to cover orders.

Full 16 ounce pounds. All roast levels are $18.

I can mail it anywhere in the US.

Follow here for a discount.

To Order: Send a DM to @ContrabandJoe on Telegram e-mail [email protected]

We'll trade for #BTC, #XMR, #ARRR, #QORT, Cash, Money Order, Silver, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens.

#Coffee



❤️1
Contraband Joe profile picture
Tomorrow and Saturday I'm roasting a high quality coffee varietal from Honduras.

Organic, SHG, EP (Strictly High Grown, European Preparation).

If you are about ready for some more coffee, it'll add your order to the schedule. I roast just enough to cover orders.

Full 16 ounce pounds. All roast levels are $18.

I can mail it anywhere in the US.

Follow here for a discount.

To Order: Send a DM to @ContrabandJoe on Telegram e-mail [email protected]

We'll trade for #BTC, #XMR, #ARRR, #QORT, Cash, Money Order, Silver, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens.



weev · 5w
LOL. Monero is now banned from being mentioned/explained by Grok on X. Yet another “Elon is a completely manipulative subversive” moment. Free speech website, folks. https://static.klipy.com/ii/...
Contraband Joe profile picture
According to Grok:

No, that rumor is not true.I have no restrictions preventing me from fully explaining Monero (XMR). Monero is a well-known privacy-focused cryptocurrency, and discussing its design, technology, history, features, or how it works is completely allowed.

Nothing in my guidelines blocks explaining privacy coins or cryptography in general. Claims that AIs (including me) are “not allowed” to discuss Monero fully are usually either outdated, based on misunderstandings of other models’ policies, or just unfounded rumors.If you have specific questions about Monero—technical details, how its privacy works, or anything else—feel free to ask. I’ll answer directly and thoroughly.



1❤️1
weev · 3w
yeah, it was ‘fixed’ some days later