unsolicited CRT pics

#OH: speedrunning alcoholism is the fastest way to integrate in this country

organization: “A poorly-installed InterNetNews site”

now that’s cute

“oh well, i guess i won’t have a DECT this GPN, too late to arrange one, and too much effort..”

the DECT i bought from merlin last congress, proudly waiting on the shelf just above my desk: am I a joke to you?

hey-ho! i have a weird suspicion that in the perspective of 2-3 months i’ll be actively looking for a job (so not YET, but with how the market is looking like, I prefer to announce myself ahead of time)

are YOU looking for…

a system administrator (linux, a tad rusty at windows server, learning OpenBSD and NetBSD)?
a network administrator (touched too many vendors’ tech to list, implemented IP stacks for shits and giggles, helped run an AS)?
a technical writer?
a digital archivist?
someone who knows WAY TOO MUCH about shell scripting?
(this list is incomplete)

if so, then please get in touch! CV available upon request. part time / flexible hours preferred, I want enough funds to stay afloat, not to get rich (read: i’m exceptionally cheap) #GetFediHired :boost_ok:

new post, in which I outline the absolute absurdities of recent 0-day disclosure, and curse myself for having any foresight on what might happen in the coming years.

read it here: https://sdomi.pl/weblog/29-please-do-better-thanks/

(and do bring the tea…)

today i’ve gotten introduced to the concept of checking the country’s highest point on wikipedia before buying a domain with its TLD. it’s simultaneously really funny and horrifying to think about

@Clara has trolled me into setting up a fingerd(8) :neocat_floof:

check this out: finger [email protected]

(why? why not! will i use it? maybe? :D)

average Open Group document

you idiots. you doofuses. you absolute spoiled bags of rice. how fucking stupid do you have to be to unironically think that this is gonna result in “all vulnerabilities being patched”

sweet summer children who haven’t ever touched a line of code, if there’s a logical conclusion to this madness it’s open source ceasing to exist as we know it, not more security for everyone. take your rose-tinted glasses off