We barbarians prefer to scoot our butts across the lawn.

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

29 is the new 26

The weirdness quotient varies based on the total number of urinals, time and location etc. If you’re in an airport bathroom with 50 urinals at 2:47 am and you rock a piss right next to the only occupied pisser, this could be interpreted as an overt act of weirdness.

Massive props for getting out there and actually doing the damn thing. I’m enjoying watching this journey.