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i've watched them being prepped. after pushing russets through the slicer, they soak them in water, drain, and deep fry for a few minutes and drain. when u order them, they finish deep frying them. easy to reproduce.
their kitchen is full of buckets and sinkfuls of soaking sliced potatoes in the morning.
their kitchen is full of buckets and sinkfuls of soaking sliced potatoes in the morning.
Friendly reminder that I am fucking your girlfriend and there is nothing you can do about it.
You know who you are
ya, she fucks everyone. there's something wrong with her.
Anathema is almost done. This is going to be the most polished product I have ever shipped. It's so fucking feature rich you're going to think it was made by an actual team. I should be able to launch...
it sounds like a highly contagious lethal airborne virus that will take out half of humanity. fingers crossed.
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you lose 9.4% of your wages by working though an unpaid lunch
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db's next hairbrained idea to escape this hell: buy raw land a few hours north in the wilderness so that i can escape there on the weekends and take vacations but continue to work around these savage animals and be close to my stubborn family
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handshakes are for white people. it shouldnt be expected that i touch your brown skin.
sorry sleep disorder people. we're not going to do anything with DST again because israel needs more blood.
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the hardest part of being voted into an office is to be likable
i wonder how much young men are spending on their perms
you can put thousand island dressing on tacos (as a treat)
"see, we call it something like smartpay or smartcard, to appeal to their unfounded sense of superiority. because only dumb people don't share their private information to us. only retards don't use our product."
