Aspiring Propagandist and Respecter of the Hebraic Culture, owner and operator of the Standard Republican Party that we generally hold once every four years .
Crackheads are superhuman, not even a black man trying to avoid paying alimony could pull off a John Woo stunt like this without some form psychopharmacological assistance.
Real talk though, people who fuck up everybody's commute to work by trying to Kevorkian themselves using the "death by transit" method deserve 0 sympathy.
If you really want to off yourself, there are over 30+ other ways you can do so without inconveniencing the rest of us.
Bitch ass nyukka came in acting like the Joker, so I put him in a choker and gave him the poker. It was his fault for chosing to do things the hard way.