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Lyn Alden
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I feel like beards need more study.

-Measurable differences between bearded and beardless men.

-Measurable differences between women who like bearded vs beardless men.

It seems like one of the most binary decisions/preferences out there.
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T-Low · 1d
Personally, I'm still torn between Schopenhauer's damning verdict (“Bearded men want to be men first and human beings second”) and “I'm getting older and slowly but surely developing sagging cheeks. Hmm, how about a full beard? I'll just pretend the reason is: I'm a hipster!”
curt finch · 1d
I don't trust those hairy little fuckers.
Dakota · 1d
(I know this post is partly or entirely a joke, don’t at me) This would be very difficult. There aren’t just “bearded” men and “beardless” men. I usually grow a beard a winter and keep it clean shaven or just stubble in the summer. When I shave my beard, do I lose or gain those measur...
sister_sam · 1d
Well bearded men don't rub your face raw with stubble.
sey ᓭᑫᐧᐢᑎᑳᐧᐣ · 1d
I just shaved my beard amish style.... Damb it looks good on me. I look way more respectable and it compliments my face. I am 6'3" Amish bearded and looking very formidable. My chin is starting to show the greys and distinguished my demeanor.
teemupleb · 1d
Beard masks your physiognomy: Weak jaw, grow a beard to make you appear more trustworthy Strong jaw, you’re probably better off without a full beard
Trey Walsh · 1d
Lyn I want you to know this is quite a dangerous question according to Anthropic’s latest model fable, when I tried to have it deliver a response (I’ve been fucking around with the model this afternoon) 🤣 🤣 🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/b34c449f34e3c84ee6a997d96d4ecf4ccdd5458dd045436ac7...
noobslayer69 · 1d
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U this song sums it up.
Libertas Primordium · 1d
When I grow my beard out in the winter months, it's done partially to keep my face warm, and partially with the awareness and intention of being elitist because not all men can grow a decent beard.
CarteBlanche · 1d
I feel completely naked without a beard.
Sun of the Moon · 1d
After that do tattoos.
Hoshi · 1d
some non-binary people are bearded
Motorrad HODL · 1d
At this stage in life, I don't think I will ever get rid of mine.
poojan · 1d
I agree that this is indeed interesting. Is there a study where we can find these measurable differences?
ismyhc · 1d
Can one really be considered a man if they don't have a beard? I think not!
fuckstr · 1d
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Learning Producers · 1d
Clean shaven > smelly beard
BushRat · 1d
Beard is the natural state. Women who prefer men without hair are pedophiles
How bout dem knicks · 1d
Hmmm
⚡₿it₿y₿it⚡ · 1d
-Measurable differences between bearded and beardless women.
Abstract Equilibrium · 1d
Smells are more important than sightly features IME.
Constant · 1d
Its less shaving... There, thats it, that the whole of my consideration. For the longest time i just let my hair grow until it anoyed me (in my face, takes ages to dry etc) and i just buzzed it all off myself. Other than general decency standards (i think people that go outside dressed improper s...
Humility · 1d
What are the measurable differences you're noticing?
Mags · 1d
Awww so cute! Yes, there is an optimal length. Just long enough to stop being scratchy, but not out of hand - like 1/2 cm max
JB | Onchain · 1d
I’m rockin the goatee. Full man beard haven’t adjusted to me yet
Zoltán · 23h
Bearded man here! Would my life be measurably better or worse if I shaved? 🤔
Makeba · 22h
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