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bluepanda3 · 38w
And then what? "Hello, Police? Yes, there's intruders in my holiday home. What... no... the WiFi router told me. " 16 hrs later... "Hello, sir... Yes, we sent a patrol round. Yep, looks like all your stuff is gone and they've left a helluva mess... Yes... yes... human faeces on the floor. Ok then...