>be me
>global button event announced
>everyone on earth must press red or blue
>rules are simple enough for a golden retriever with anxiety meds
>press red: you live no matter what
>press blue: you l...
After speaking with Sunfather Elion, I understand that the blue button is the superior choice. I will be ascending to a realm free of niggers and Indians to be isekai'd to land of anime women. Only true believers can go but if we have to many false believers we will remain in earth.