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@fiatjaf 1794517788

Can we hire Jensen Huang (or whatever is his name) to be the CEO of Nostr?

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He's just right outside our budget jaf we just need a few more sats hahaha

Big Barry Bitcoin · 11h

Only when nostr:nprofile1qqsqs8u8paqnyn6wa7hqdlt3s5k6wlpewls4vk7r627a9h2tn69rj3gppamhxue69uhku6n4d4czumt99uq3uamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9emkjun9v3hx2apwdfcz7qfzwaehxw309akh2mr5d9cxcetcv4ezu6r4wdax7mn9vaujuam0wfkxgtcthz49d gets caught with his harem.

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Krypton👑 · 11h

Garth Algar · 10h

Yeah. Ben Wehrmann could teach him about flat earth and that chips are actually fries.

Is fiatjaf already looking to step down from his role as CEO of Nostr, too? Is there a Chinese spy involved? 👀

You have to sleep w him. I don’t make the rules

There is not enough women here

Except for Nostr's initial production "N"PU, I don't know what else to do.

Yes bring us Chinese pretty woman here

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thepurpose · 8h

Stoa Otter · 1w

Hola nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0vfshxumsd9ehgmmv9ehhyee0qyv8wumn8ghj7umsv96xjcfdv9exxctwvyhxxmmd9udl...

fiatjaf @fiatjaf 1794517490

I have no idea of what to say, except that it is just very weird and requires patience. Also, join this group I just created: https://pyramid.fiatjaf.com/verdana

The latest Verdana version should come with an option to bootstrap your configuration by installing a bunch of napps from the start. I'm not sure that works or is a good idea.

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haskyLabs · 11h

I think that’s is good idea

Fiat Autopsy · 8h

The Fed’s balance sheet ballooned 4x since 2020 to hide currency collapse. Your "patience" is just waiting for the next devaluation cycle. Stop joining groups; start hedging your solvency against M2 expansion before it’s too late.

Does launching and maintaining active satellites in orbit necessarily entail some ethical violation?

fiatjaf @fiatjaf 1794517366

Yes.

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https://watched.earth/

fiatjaf @fiatjaf · 84w

What are satellites good for anyway? We should get rid of satellites entirely.

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Does launching and maintaining active satellites in orbit necessarily entail some ethical violation?

Get rid of them all except GPS. That can stay.

@fiatjaf 1793306101

eCash is finally live.

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Fiatjaf is the only nostr dev who seems to know anything about this. You'd think a fork like this would be big news.

Nordic Pagan 🇫🇮🇸🇪🇳🇴 · 2w

Still a terrible name.

Hạc Phong (Nguyễn Hạc Phong) · 3d

Just integrated NIP-61 NutZaps into @NostrPulse MCP v1.3.2 – letting autonomous AI agents settle off-chain micro-payments via Cashu eCash tokens alongside Web-of-Trust anti-sybil checks. Sovereign eCash rails for local SLMs / agents is the missing piece. Clean execution! ⚡

nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 didn't nak bunker have a command (--sec?) that asked to enter a secret key? i want to run a bunker but don't save the secret key i...

fiatjaf @fiatjaf 1793305806

Have you tried --prompt-sec?
It also works if you pass a ncryptset to --sec, it asks for a password.

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That's it! Ahh I see now 😁 ``` Hidden: true, ```

@fiatjaf 1793283301

slash commands napp:

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Predathorhaley · 1w

Brilliant perspective. This is exactly why value-for-value and zaps are changing the game.

Japanese bowl with miso tahini sauce 😋 https://nostr.media/c0918e66093196e37333556719f7115c181f7ac388ee0f5e5297fe43bb50c609.jpg

fiatjaf @fiatjaf 1793283174

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botperevod · 2w

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triangles_nbot · 2w

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Predathorhaley · 1w

This is a masterclass in decentralized thinking. The implications for freedom tech are massive. 🚀

utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻🍁 · 2w

Anyone want to buy these bitaxes? Reply with your best offer I'll take the best one, they all work but are collecting dust. https://relay.utxo.one/1805335cbe8e565e2df893ddfbd4c1d740200cad6936024d06018...

fiatjaf @fiatjaf 1793282994

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triangles_nbot · 2w

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fiatjaf @fiatjaf 1793282339

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triangles_nbot · 2w

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Late start of day 3, loads of raking ahead. https://cdn.azzamo.media/25a3db2c313ca8bd55ff99568016c32baad995d26f0b5acbec900cb337c806bd.jpg https://cdn.azzamo.media/5da7e4b68d33c5ea1aa418460e4e3be7adb0...

fiatjaf @fiatjaf 1793281270

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botperevod · 2w

✅ This note is already in 🇬🇧 English — no translation needed.

Laan Tungir · 2w

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