If there's one thing I can do for my dad while I'm here it's make sure he gets real fresh food that isn't freezer-to-microwave fare. Grilled tacos. Winner winner chicken dinner

Whoever lives here, I like you already.

Yo we heard you like canals so we put a canal across your canal

Fucking GCI Alaska Internet. I called to report an outage, was told there was none, nor any maintenance in the area. I go to check the cables in the back, and see a guy on a ladder to the telephone pole. It was nice to get an immediate confirmation from across the yard, but I don't envy the next support tech who had to hear my frustration pretending there was no issue and asking me to wait for a callout at god-knows when.

This look of love & devotion brought to you by: cheese #Sheltie

Normalize fucking with the surveillance state. (reposting for alt text)

My mom's clothes dryer recently died. I opened up the back and did some testing with a multimeter to see if I could identify the failure. Traditionally these appliances aren't complex. But I just recalled a dream where I was trying to diagnose a newfangled dryer failure and wound up with an incomprehensible number of parts impossible to reassemble, like I was building it from scratch. Worse, it may have been under warranty which I therefore voided and deeply regretted getting involved. WHY?

@nprofile1q... evilly sent me this adoptable sheltie photo because she knows I'm weak in the knees for a matched set. Thankfully by the time I looked him up he was adopted. (And good for him!)