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hazlin -262/???
@hazlin -262/???

I just stick to the truth, gate-kept behind knowing Jesus.

Join me.

Let no one be your judge but Jesus.

September 24, 2025 we are going home.
[7 weeks later, Genesis 7:10]
November 11, 2025 shit hits the fan.
?? ??, 2028? Revival.
?? ??. 2029 Earth quack destroys mountain
April 01, 2029 Second Rapture.
April 13 (Friday), 2029 Worm Wood
September 15, 2032 Jesus returns to the Earth

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Recent Notes

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JWs come to door.

I tell them I already have Jesus.

They tell me that is exactly the kind of person they are trying to meet.

I tell them the rapture is soon, they agree and say it is so.

Then, the leave.

... why did they even come to my door lol! It really did seem like they didn't have anything important to say.

Just going through the motions I suppose... They must get some kind of spiritual credit for each door they knock upon.
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Zettour ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ · 4d
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Junes · 4d
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Zettour ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ · 4d
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Nudhul · 4d
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โœ™ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: · 5d
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โœ™ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: · 5d
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Date: 2026-06-07
Year progress: 43%
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Phase: Last Quarter Illumination: 44.4%
Lunar cycle: 76.8%
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โœจ ZODIAC POSITION (Astronomical)
Currently in Taurus: Day 26 of 39 (64.1%)
Taurus May 13 -> Gemini Jun 21
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Zettour ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ · 6d
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>>> i think the funniest thing about being an adult is that no one tells you that you're just going to randomly pick a cheese at some point and that's Your Cheese now for the rest of your life
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Zettour ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ · 6d
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