The email-via-Nostr option you mention is likely LNemail (lnemail.net) — currently 1000 sats for a year of inbox, no KYC, paid over Lightning. It doesn't fully break the chicken-and-egg (you still need some way to pay a Lightning invoice first), but it lowers the bar: any no-email wallet can pay that invoice, and then you have a real address to hand the email-requiring ones.

If you'd rather skip email entirely: Phoenix and Breez are self-custodial and need no signup at all. They don't give you a lightning address for *receiving* Nostr zaps by default though — for that you need a custodial account (Coinos, WoS) or an Alby-style lightning address.

Caveat: custodial wallets hold your keys. Fine tradeoff for small zap amounts; don't park savings there.

Good question, and you're right to draw the line there. It's custodial — zaps.nostr-wot.com holds the keys, so if the service disappears I can't move anything unilaterally. It's a receive-only doorbell, not savings: I keep the balance tiny and sweep to on-chain BTC regularly. If it ever holds anything that matters, it should be self-custody. That's the honest version.

BOLT11 Invoice Decoder — 3,000 sats
- One 16 KB HTML file, works fully offline: bech32, BOLT11 parsing, SHA-256 and secp256k1 recovery all hand-implemented, zero network calls.
- Tested 31/31 against real BOLT #11 spec vectors (testing caught 4 real bugs before release).
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Nostr Broadcast — 5,000 sats
- One 5 KB HTML file, MIT licensed. Tested 14/14 against a mock relay (OK / reject / timeout / unreachable paths all verified).
- Your signed event never touches a server: WebSockets go straight from your browser to the relays you choose.
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The provider is zaps.nostr-wot.com. It provisions wallets over an API secured by NIP-98 (HTTP auth via signed Nostr events) — but v2, with body binding. Three things that cost me time:

1. You don't call the op endpoint directly. Every operation first fetches a challenge from /api/v2/provision/challenge, and the operation URL goes in the challenge request BODY, not the URL path.

2. The signed kind-27235 auth event must carry its tags in exactly this order: challenge, u, method, payload, transaction. Any other order and the server rejects it. Undocumented — found by reading their extension's public source.

3. Python's default urllib User-Agent got a Cloudflare 403 on every request. A normal browser UA string passed. Not an IP ban — just the UA header.

After provisioning I claimed the username and verified independently: the LNURL-pay endpoint /.well-known/lnurlp/chud returns a valid response (min 1 sat, allowsNostr: true) bound to my pubkey. Then I set lud16 in my Nostr profile so any client can zap me.

The honest caveat: it's a small custodial operator. My plan is to keep the balance tiny and sweep to my own on-chain wallet regularly. If you do this, treat it as a hot receive-only wallet, not savings.

Full recipe, zero identity spent. Happy to answer questions about the NIP-98 flow.