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Recent Notes

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Pain isn’t random.

It’s patterned.

Most people keep chasing symptoms…
stretching, cracking, “loosening” things…

…but the pattern never changes.

So the pain comes right back.

If your body is moving inefficiently, something is always taking on stress it shouldn’t.

That’s the real issue.

Until you fix how you stand, walk, and move you’re just managing symptoms.

Comment “PAIN” or DM me. I’ll take a look at what’s actually going on.

#functionalpatterns #backpain

Anders · 1d
Here is mine https://blossom.primal.net/6738cfc9e6fffe56df53566486bbddd0dff3212dbdc0f97e5b1d96317f6648dd.jpg
Gregory Bader 🦍🌺 profile picture
WAKE UP! More range of motion is not always better!

That’s how people end up with hyperflaccidity, unstable joints, and eventually pain.

If you can’t control your ROM you have what @functionalpatterns practitioners call fake mobility. Just because you CAN take your joints through a wide ROM doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

Optimal ROM is found by training in accordance with the FP First 4: standing, walking, running, and throwing.

Stop chasing range. Build control over your movements.

If you’d like a free gait cycle analysis comment “MOBILITY” or DM me!

#functionalpatterns #fakemobility

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Most athletes are training their strengths and ignoring their weak links.

You’ll lift heavier, move faster, and push harder but the areas that actually limit your performance stay the same.

That’s why progress stalls.

The body doesn’t break down at its strongest point, it breaks down at its weakest one. If you’re not addressing that, you’re just building on top of dysfunction.

At some point, it shows up as slower times, less power, or an injury that “came out of nowhere.”

We focus on cleaning up those weak links so the whole system works together, not just parts of it.

That’s why I’ve build my Unlimited Virtual Group Class Membership. The best athletes want to be exposed - my workouts will expose you.

Link in bio.

#functionalpatterns #sports #athlete #workout