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Recent Notes

Gregory Bader 🦍🌺 profile picture
You’re not “optimizing” if your biomechanics are broken.

Biohacks don’t fix bad mechanics.

If you sit like trash, walk inefficiently, and train without direction…
no supplement, cold plunge, or protocol is saving you.

Your baseline matters more than your hacks.

If your structure is off, everything you stack on top of it just reinforces dysfunction.

Real optimization starts with:

• How you stand
• How you move

Everything else is secondary.

If you want longevity, output, and durability…
fix your movement first.

Comment “OPTIMIZE” or DM me for a list of biomechanics tips!

#functionalpatterns #biohacking #optimization

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Pain isn’t random.

It’s patterned.

Most people keep chasing symptoms…
stretching, cracking, “loosening” things…

…but the pattern never changes.

So the pain comes right back.

If your body is moving inefficiently, something is always taking on stress it shouldn’t.

That’s the real issue.

Until you fix how you stand, walk, and move you’re just managing symptoms.

Comment “PAIN” or DM me. I’ll take a look at what’s actually going on.

#functionalpatterns #backpain

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Rough day at the office for Mei on Sunday. This past weekend’s LigaBJJ tournament presented her with the toughest competition she’s faced. She didn’t shy away from the challenge and she competed hard. Proud dad💜

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ethfi · 3d
Standing tall
Anders · 3d
Here is mine https://blossom.primal.net/6738cfc9e6fffe56df53566486bbddd0dff3212dbdc0f97e5b1d96317f6648dd.jpg
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WAKE UP! More range of motion is not always better!

That’s how people end up with hyperflaccidity, unstable joints, and eventually pain.

If you can’t control your ROM you have what @functionalpatterns practitioners call fake mobility. Just because you CAN take your joints through a wide ROM doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

Optimal ROM is found by training in accordance with the FP First 4: standing, walking, running, and throwing.

Stop chasing range. Build control over your movements.

If you’d like a free gait cycle analysis comment “MOBILITY” or DM me!

#functionalpatterns #fakemobility

YoungSatoshi · 3d
What is Primal?
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Most athletes are training their strengths and ignoring their weak links.

You’ll lift heavier, move faster, and push harder but the areas that actually limit your performance stay the same.

That’s why progress stalls.

The body doesn’t break down at its strongest point, it breaks down at its weakest one. If you’re not addressing that, you’re just building on top of dysfunction.

At some point, it shows up as slower times, less power, or an injury that “came out of nowhere.”

We focus on cleaning up those weak links so the whole system works together, not just parts of it.

That’s why I’ve build my Unlimited Virtual Group Class Membership. The best athletes want to be exposed - my workouts will expose you.

Link in bio.

#functionalpatterns #sports #athlete #workout